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commandments of love
I am thy Main Squeeze; thou shalt squeeze no others
2. Thou shalt not take the name of they Squeeze in vain,
nor badmouth me behind my back.
3. Remember our Anniversary, and keep it holy. Or else.
4. Honor MY mother and father. THINE are too damn weird.
5 Thou shalt not kill my love by behaving tackily and
making me embarrassed to be seen with thee.
6. Thou shalt not commit adultery, nor shalt thou even
THINK about it if thou knowest what's good for thee.
7 Thou shalt not steal from my purse/wallet while I am in
thy bathroom, nor use my credit cards, nor make
long-distance calls from my telephone.
8. Thou shalt not talk about our personal problems to our
9. Thou shalt not covet the higher market price of thy
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Squeeze, nor son
or daughter, nor stereo, nor BMW.